🚨 LAP DOG ALERT (…or so I believe) 🚨
Hey! I’m Rusty — a Ridgeback mix with a mystery background and zero awareness of my 40kg size. In my mind? I’m a speedy little pocket rocket who absolutely fits on your lap.
I’m a big, goofy kid with a heart full of love and a brain full of sunshine. I live for:
☀️ Sunbaking like a professional
🧸 Parading my soft toys around like trophies
🏃♂️ Zoomies (obviously)
🧀 Lick mats covered in cream cheese (10/10, would recommend)
I LOVE attention, playtime, and being involved in whatever you’re doing. Other dogs? Yes please! But fair warning—I play hard and fast, so any future doggy siblings will need to meet me first to make sure we vibe.
Tiny humans? I’m best suited to dog-confident kids 6+ who can handle my enthusiastic chaos when I hit turbo mode.
Training-wise… let’s just say I march to the beat of my own drum. I’m not a “sit, stay, perfect angel” kinda guy right away—but give me patience, positive vibes, and fun training, and I’ll give it my all (eventually).
I’m looking for an experienced large-breed human who can guide me, laugh at my silliness, and help me become the best boy I know I can be. Big dog. Big personality. Bigger heart. Think you’re ready for Rusty?





















